how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
I know it’s over, and it never really began, but in my heart it was so real.