when you meet a canadian and start a conversation
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again